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EARTH’S LIFETIME TEE:

HEMP. BAMBOO. NO PFAS. GRIPS ARMS. HIDES GUT.

EARTH’S LIFETIME TEE:

HEMP. BAMBOO. NO PFAS. GRIPS ARMS. HIDES GUT.

Hemp is legit! Insanely breathable, soft, durable, and somehow hides my gut” - Daryn T.

1 in 100 Shirts Gets Free Gold Bar
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January 23 92% SOLD
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Material

UnderDog Hemp: 51% Hemp, 31% Bamboo, 18% Organic Cotton

No PFAS, microplastics or cancerous chemicals.

Crafted with DuraFlow™ tech - blends hemp’s strength and bamboo’s breathability into a satisfying forever-shirt without forever-chemicals.

  • Weight: Midweight comfort with max airflow
  • Stronger Wear: 4x stronger than cotton
  • Super Breathable: Stay cool with Bamboo airflow
  • Moisture-Wicking: Draws sweat, stay dry
  • Holds Shape: No sag or stretch for 30 years
  • Wrinkle-Resistant: Easy low maintenance
  • Eco-Smart: All natural fibres–No plastic
  • Comfort Level: High comfort that lasts
  • Fade-Resistant: Holds color, no fading
  • Affordable: Out lasts 10 ordinary tees
  • Sun-Safe: Natural UV protection
  • Hypoallergenic: Allergy & irritation-free
Size & Fit
  • Fit: Perfectly tight on the arms and chest, loose around the gut. Look jacked regardless of your size.

  • For a slightly relaxed fit, we recommend using your usual size. For a snug fit, size down.
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Don’t like the fit? Don’t like the material? Simply contact support@undrdoghemp.com for an easy return. Unmatched Lifetime Guarantee. Yep… we’re that cocky confident.

Are There Others Colors? How does UndrDog Work?

This is “Project 001: Midnight”. The only project available to the public. It’s UndrDogs’ Coat-of-Arms. After purchase, you’ll join thousands in the Undrdog collective with unlocked access to future ‘limited edition’ projects (different colors, styles, designs, etc).

Use size chart below for slightly relaxed fit.
For snug fit, size down.

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Real gold. Real odds.

1 in 100 UndrDog shirts comes
with A FREE 1g gold bar

Gold Bar

1g of .9999 fine gold

Worth ~$200 (based on spot price)

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Hides Gut & Man Boobs

“UndrDog shirts high-five every muscle; even your shadow will flex and turn people on”

Hemp’s firm resilience clings to your body in all the right places.

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Unbeatable Breathability

“UndrDog Shirts don't just breathe; they give air permission to pass through.”

Stay cool with Bamboo's natural breathability airflow.

4x Stronger Than Cotton

“When your UndrDog shirt enters the wardrobe, cotton shirts unravel themselves in fear.”

High-tensile hemp makes this shirt almost indestructible.

300% More Sweat Resistant than Ordinary Cotton Tees

“UndrDog shirts don’t just resist sweat; they make it evaporate in awe.”

Hemp creates a natural barrier that is moisture-wicking (keeping you dry and smelling better than you should).

<p>300% More <strong>Sweat Resistant</strong> than Ordinary Cotton Tees</p>
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Did you know?


Before it got banned in the 1930s, hemp powered 80% of clothing—strong, sustainable, unmatched.

Then, in a blink…

Hemp was sidelined, victim to political greed and propaganda.

Their motive? 

Kill hemp, boost profits from cotton, timber, and synthetics–Now three of the world’s most polluting industries!

Their Playbook Used From The 1930’s Until The Tables Turned In 2018 and today:

17th-18th Century

Hemp's Golden Era: Fuels 80% of World's Textiles, Shipbuilding, and Exploration.

1935

George W. Schlichten patented first hemp decorticator machine to improve hemp processing.

1936

Anti-hemp propaganda launches to protect synthetic industry interests.

1937 Marijuana Tax Act

Penalizes hemp, crippling potential.

1970 Controlled Substances Act

Wrong classification sidelines benefits.

1980s-1990s

Legal restrictions overshadow eco-advantages.

2018 Farm Bill

Legalizes hemp, acknowledging safety and versatility.

2024: Undrdog

Boldly elevating men's fashion with premium shirts to restore hemp's heritage.

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Buy Once, Wear For Life

The average man spends $180 a year on fast-fashion cotton trash. Smart men choose quality over quantity.

  • Ages like fine whiskey
  • Holds shape for 30+ years
  • No expiry date - refund anytime

“I sweat a lot and this shirt wicks the sweat away, breathes well and isn’t too hot. It keeps its shape and never smells bad. Best shirt ever! Ordering 2 more!”

James C.

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FREE GOLD BAR With 1 in 100 tees

1 in Every 100 Shirts Include A Real Gold Bar

No gimmicks. No BS. We’re literally giving away solid 1g gold to real customers. Why? Because while fast fashion robs you… UndrDog rewards you. Buy a tee. You might strike gold!

1g of .9999 fine gold

Worth ~$200 (based on spot price)

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Delivered straight in the shirt package

FREE GOLD BAR With 1 in 100 tees

UndrDog's 5 Quality Checks

Thanks to innovative DuraFlow™ Technology

Breathability & Comfort

  • Breathable: Optimized airflow design
  • Odor Resistant: Antibacterial properties
  • Midweight: Instant satisfying comfort
  • Softness: Lasting Hemp-bamboo comfort

Durability Excellence

  • Durable: Hemp strength + Midweight GSM
  • Heavy Duty: Extra double-stitched hems
  • Tough: Resists tearing and abrasion

Earth-Friendly & Sustainable

  • Eco-Friendly: No polyester, biodegradable
  • Anti-Pollution: Clean land, air & oceans
  • PFAS-Free: Chemical-Free, sustainable

Advanced Performance

  • hape Stable: No sag, stretch or shrink
  • Wrinkle Free: Drys so no ironing needed
  • Skin-Safe: UV protection & hypoallergenic

Style Excellence

  • Tailored Fit: Grips up high, loose below
  • Modern Look: Curved front & bottom hem
  • Identity: Recognizable brand emblem
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Due To Scarcity of Hemp, We Are Only Adding 6,837 Total New Customers
In January.

This ensures the highest-quality hemp for the
Undrdog collective (you).

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Frequently Asked Questions

I Dare You To Ask…

Will it be comfy?

How can it be breathable AND durable?

What makes it oder/stink free?

Just normal washing?

What's so unique about DuraFlow™?

Why use hemp, bamboo, and cotton?

Lifetime guarantee—really?

What makes it wrinkle-free?

How sustainable is this shirt?

What’s UndrDog’s big vision?

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