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“The hemp hype is legit! Insanely breathable, durable, and I look f’n jacked” - Daryn T.
UnderDog Hemp: 51% Hemp, 31% Bamboo, 18% Organic Cotton
No PFAS, microplastics or cancerous chemicals.
Crafted with DuraFlow™ tech - blends hemp’s strength and bamboo’s breathability into a satisfying forever-shirt without forever-chemicals.
- Weight: Midweight comfort with max airflow
- Stronger Wear: 4x stronger than cotton
- Super Breathable: Stay cool with Bamboo airflow
- Moisture-Wicking: Draws sweat, stay dry
- Holds Shape: No sag or stretch for 30 years
- Wrinkle-Resistant: Easy low maintenance
- Eco-Smart: All natural fibres–No plastic
- Comfort Level: High comfort that lasts
- Fade-Resistant: Holds color, no fading
- Affordable: Out lasts 10 ordinary tees
- Sun-Safe: Natural UV protection
- Hypoallergenic: Allergy & irritation-free
- Fit: Perfectly tight on the arms and chest, loose around the gut. Look jacked regardless of your size.
- For a perfect fit, we recommend using your usual size. If you want a more relaxed fit, size up.
Don’t like the fit? Don’t like the material? Simply contact support@undrdoghemp.com for an easy return. Unmatched Lifetime Guarantee. Yep… we’re that cocky confident.

Yeah, we know Zoolander made the name famous for male models.
But this isn’t parody - it’s power.
Blue Steel is cool under pressure, solid as iron, and impossible to ignore.
Warning: May inflate self-esteem and spark jealousy in others.
Why only 1,000 shirts made?
- We had to limit the amount of awesomeness on the planet.
- A lesser reason: We ordered 1,000 tees months ago, before UndrDog exploded to 131,922 customers!


WARNING!
The last color drop sold out in just 36 hours!

Same DuraFlow™ Hemp/Bamboo
Same Non-PFAS Microplastic
Same Compliments and Swag
Same Alpha Chiseled Fit
Same Lifetime Guarantee
New BLUE STEEL Color

The Wake-Up Call
After four years of trying to have a baby with my wife, I researched why things weren't working.
I came across something linked to infertility that I didn't expect to see: Polyester.
Specifically, the PFAS chemicals it contains. Along with links to cancer, birth defects, and a host of other health problems.
Research says wearing polyester leeches toxic microplastics straight into our bloodstream.

Earth’s Most Satisfying Midweight Tee
THE HEMP & BAMBOO BREATHABLE TEE THAT LASTS LONGER THAN YOUR MORTGAGE
Without toxic PFAS ☠️ Forever-Chemicals
DuraFlow™
Hemp/Bamboo
Material
Same Non-PFAS
Microplastic
Poison
Same Compliments
and Swag
Same Alpha
Chiseled Fit
Same Lifetime
Guarantee
Only Difference?
BLUE STEEL olor

Ages Like
Fine Whiskey
washing machine. The machine feels
honored to clean it."
The average guy buys 9+ new shirts each year, or
180+ over 20 years.
UndrDog Hemp shirts grow
comfier with every wash, outlasting all others.



Lifetime Guarantee:
Buy Once, Wear For Life
The average man spends $180 a year on fast-fashion cotton trash.
Smart men choose quality over quantity.
- Ages like fine whiskey
- Holds shape for 30+ years
- No expiry date - refund anytime
“I sweat a lot and this shirt wicks the sweat away, breathes well and isn’t too hot. It keeps its shape and never smells bad. Best shirt ever! Ordering 2 more!”

Customer Reviews
Frequently Asked Questions
I Dare You To Ask…
Will it be comfy?
How can it be breathable AND durable?
What makes it oder/stink free?
Just normal washing?
Why is “No PFAS & Microplastics” important?
What's so unique about DuraFlow™?
Why this blend—hemp, bamboo, cotton?
Lifetime guarantee—really?
What makes it wrinkle-free?
How sustainable is this shirt?
What’s UndrDog’s big vision?