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Project 011:
Grey Encounter

Made with DuraFlow™ Alien Fabric Technology

Pre-Order Ends July 28, 11:59PM

Project 011:
Grey Encounter

Made with DuraFlow™ Alien Fabric Technology

My go-to-gear!

"This is my go-to-gear for keeping microplastics off my skin. Super comfortable, durable, breathable and comes with a lifetime warranty."

Dave Asprey

Dave Asprey

The Father of Biohacking

1 in 100 Gets Free Gold Bar
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Material

UndrDog DuraFlow™ (patent-pending): 51% Hemp, 31% Bamboo, 18% Organic Cotton. No PFAS. No polyester. No microplastics. Nothing that pings on a scanner from 4,000 feet up. Same midweight build as Project 001: Midnight, dyed with natural pigments in Light Grey. Tone-on-tone embroidered UndrDog mark. Grey on grey. The exact shade they've been wearing while judging us.

  • Weight: Midweight comfort with max airflow
  • Stronger Wear: 4x stronger than cotton
  • Super Breathable: Stay cool with Bamboo airflow
  • Moisture-Wicking: Draws sweat, stay dry
  • Holds Shape: No sag or stretch for 30 years
  • Wrinkle-Resistant: Easy low maintenance
  • Eco-Smart: All natural fibers–No plastic
  • Comfort Level: High comfort that lasts
  • Fade-Resistant: Holds color, no fading
  • Affordable: Outlasts 10 ordinary tees
  • Sun-Safe: Natural UV protection
  • Hypoallergenic: Allergy & irritation-free.
Size & Fit

Alpha Fit. Grips the arms. Sits clean across the chest. Loose where it needs to be. Curved hem sits right tucked or untucked.
Snug fit = usual size, relaxed fit = size up.

Washing

Just wash and dry it like any other shirt—no special care needed. The fabric's durability and shape retention stay strong, even after multiple washes and machine drying on low heat.

Lifetime UndrDog Warranty

Rip it. Wear it out. Get probed in it. We replace it free. Just cover small postage. Hemp gets stronger every wash. Every other tee brand gives you 30 days. We give you forever, baby. support@undrdoghemp.com

Use size chart below for slightly relaxed fit.
For snug fit, size down.

Size Chart

Real gold. Real odds.

1 in 100 comes with
A FREE 1g gold bar

Gold Bar

1g of .999 fine gold

Worth ~$200 (based on spot price)

Randomly inserted 1 in 100

Delivered straight in the order package

No purchase necessary, see details below

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The Greys

Can’t Watch Us Wear Poison Anymore.

The Greys crossed 40 trillion miles to get here.

They've been watching. Waiting. They've seen every war, every disease, every disaster.

They kept hidden. Until now.

Left untouched, the plastic and polyester epidemic will ruin our planet and our species.

Newspaper warning from Grey Galactic Chief Graham Grey

The Greys are here to help our mission:

"Earth's Revenge on Microplastics."

They're not a threat.

They're here to save us from ourselves.

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ZERO POLYESTER. ZERO PFAS. ZERO PLASTIC.

Check the tag on whatever shirt you're wearing right now.

See "polyester"? That's Plastic. Melted Coke bottles. Same stuff, spun into thread. Sitting on your skin sixteen hours a day.

Most tees on the market are 50 to 100% polyester loot.
Different logo. Same enemy.

Grey Encounter has none.

Zero polyester

Zero PFAS

Zero forever-chemicals

Zero microplastic shedding

Just plants. The way our creator designed us to wear it.

GET 011: GREY ENCOUNTER

Plants, not Plastic

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DURAFLOW™ TRI-BLEND. PATENT-PENDING.

Built off tech the Greys have known about since before Roswell.

51%

Hemp

31%

Bamboo

18%

Organic
Cotton

We spent $300,000 and 37 prototypes reverse-engineering it. NASA spent more figuring out the moon.

We got the universally approved purest tee first:

Hemp = 4x stronger than cotton. Every wash tightens it.
Bamboo = airflow at the fiber level. Antimicrobial. No sprays.
Organic Cotton = the softness that keeps it earthly.

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ALPHA FIT. GREY-APPROVED.

The Greys scanned 8 billion humans. This is the cut they signed off on.

Grips the arms.

Looks like you lift even when you don't.

Highlights the chest. Hides the gut.

Built for real men, not models.

Curved hem.

Makes you look taller. No beam-up required.

Every earth build.

S to 3XL, true to size. Three fingers? Sure.

Your wife will notice. The Greys already did.

GET 011: GREY ENCOUNTER

Human-fitting. Alien-approved.

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EVERY BOX INCLUDES A
NO-PROBING PASS.

One per human. Use it wisely. You only get one.

Consider it a thank-you for supporting the greys.

Flash it during your next abduction and you walk free.

No probe.

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LIGHT GREY. 

INTERGALACTICALLY APPROVED.

The neutral that goes with everything.

There's a reason the visitors are grey. It's the color that works with anything.

Any light

Any setting

Any planet

Dress it up. Dress it down. Denim, olive, black, tan. Whatever's clean.

Here's the catch: Most grey tees are that flat gym-locker grey. Spun from plastic. Holding smell after one wear.

This is the opposite:

A clean, natural light grey in pure DuraFlow™. Backed for life.

GET YOUR NO-PROBING PASS

(A tee comes with it)

Meet OUR FOUNDER

The Government Hid Two Things Last Century.
Both Are Coming Back.

1937. Hemp got banned. Not because it was dangerous. Because it was competition. The Polyites walked into the vacuum. Ninety years of melted plastic pressed against skin.
Same decade. Something crashed at Roswell. Locked in a hangar. Denied for sixty years. Then declassified in pieces.
Two cover-ups. Same century. Same closet.

Hemp is back.

The Greys are back.
Enemy #1: Polyester/plastic.
I don't sell abduction stories. I sell the blank tee.
But if the Greys ever land on my driveway for a probing test, be sure to get the tee that comes with a probing pass and lifetime warranty.
1 in 100 wins FREE GOLD BAR
The Offer

1 in Every 100 Orders Include A Real Gold Bar

No Gimmicks. No BS. Real 1g of .999 fine gold in 1 out of every 100 orders. Roughly $200 spot value. Not compensation for probing. Just a bonus.

Buy a tee. You Might Strike Gold.

1g of .999 Fine Gold

Worth ~$200 (Based On Spot Price)

Randomly Inserted 1 in 100 Orders

Delivered straight in the Order package

1 in 100 wins FREE GOLD BAR

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Frequently Asked Questions
I Dare You To Ask…

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