Use size chart below for slightly relaxed fit.
For snug fit, size down.

Size Chart

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EARTH’S LIFETIME TEE:

HEMP. BAMBOO. NO PFAS. GRIPS ARMS. HIDES GUT.

EARTH’S LIFETIME TEE:

HEMP. BAMBOO. NO PFAS. GRIPS ARMS. HIDES GUT.

My go-to-gear!

"This is my go-to-gear for keeping microplastics off my skin. Super comfortable, durable, breathable and comes with a lifetime warranty."

Dave Asprey

Dave Asprey

The Father of Biohacking

1 in 100 Gets Free Gold Bar
Choose Your Size:
Snug fit = usual size, relaxed fit = size up
Select Pack:
1 in 100 wins a gold bar
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Pre-order your UndrDog Hemp to get the next available batch. Next batch ships:

July 22 SOLD OUT
September 25 97% SOLD
November 12 0% SOLD
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Lifetime Warranty
Material

UnderDog Hemp: 51% Hemp, 31% Bamboo, 18% Organic Cotton

No PFAS, microplastics or cancerous chemicals.

Crafted with DuraFlow™ tech - blends hemp’s strength and bamboo’s breathability into a satisfying forever-shirt without forever-chemicals.

  • Weight: Midweight comfort with max airflow
  • Stronger Wear: 4x stronger than cotton
  • Super Breathable: Stay cool with Bamboo airflow
  • Moisture-Wicking: Draws sweat, stay dry
  • Holds Shape: No sag or stretch for 30 years
  • Wrinkle-Resistant: Easy low maintenance
  • Eco-Smart: All natural fibers–No plastic
  • Comfort Level: High comfort that lasts
  • Fade-Resistant: Holds color, no fading
  • Affordable: Out lasts 10 ordinary tees
  • Sun-Safe: Natural UV protection
  • Hypoallergenic: Allergy & irritation-free
Size & Fit
  • Fit: Perfectly tight on the arms and chest, loose around the gut. Look jacked regardless of your size.

  • For a slightly relaxed fit, we recommend using your usual size. For a snug fit, size down.
Washing

Just wash and dry it like any other shirt—no special care needed. The fabric's durability and shape retention stay strong, even after multiple washes and machine drying on low heat.

Lifetime UndrDog Warranty

Don’t like the fit? Don’t like the material? Simply contact support@undrdoghemp.com for an easy return. Unmatched Lifetime Warranty. Yep… we’re that cocky confident.

Are There Other Colors? How does UndrDog Work?

This is “Project 001: Midnight”. The only project available to the public. It’s UndrDogs’ Coat-of-Arms. After purchase, you’ll join thousands in the Undrdog collective with unlocked access to future ‘limited edition’ projects (different colors, styles, designs, etc).

Use size chart below for slightly relaxed fit.
For snug fit, size down.

Size Chart

Real gold. Real odds.

1 in 100 comes with
A FREE 1g gold bar

Gold Bar

1g of .9999 fine gold

Worth ~$200 (based on spot price)

Randomly inserted 1 in 100

Delivered straight in the order package

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